Momma is not a Happy Camper!
Well this is a very painful story to write. I guess it is the first time that I have felt that my "human momma" was really hurt and mad at me. Of course I also must add that I don't see what the big deal was but it must have been a REALLY big deal. As usual I will put it out there for my friends and let them bark their opinion.
It all started Friday, well I think Friday because dogs have a bad sense of keeping up with days. After all who cares what day of the week it is. But I think it was Friday. Momma ran home at lunch to let me and the little evil one out to wee wee. Don't you just love the different words humans use when they are going to let us out? You know wee wee, tee tee, pee pee, tinkle, potty. She said the usual "You wanna go wee wee" and I do my turning in circles and out we went. By the way if I turn in circles I am for sure getting a treat bol bol.
We did our business and she let us in. Just as she was going in the house a truck drove up with a bunch of guys and they got out. They were there to see some work mom wanted done.
Well as usual momma and them were standing there talking and I trotted off to the kitchen. Then I saw it. God in heaven it was calling my name, Hannie, Hannie. It was the door to the storage/laundry room open. This is where I should tell you that I am not allowed in that room but I will leave that part out.
Sooooooo being the mischief lovin' pup that I am I slithered into the storage room to see what was in there that I could get into, oh I mean see. bol bol. When I got in there I saw a basket with some white stuff in it. I nosed around and found one white thingy I liked. I got it out of the basket and gave it several good chews. Then I thought I would show Momma what I had done'
She was a standing in the living room, still a talking to the men and I thought "hey I will show them too". I was so proud. Welllllll I trotted over to momma with my prize. The guys saw me first and they were all smiling. I knew I had done a great thing cause those guys were 'REALLY' smiling.
Finally Momma noticed me and saw my prize. I guess I should add that I had REALLY chewed my prize. When my wonderful, sweet, fun loving momma saw what I had the world stopped. This is the moment I saw my life flash before me.
She looked down at me and turned the prettiest color red I have ever seen. Dunno how she changed colors but she did. Kind of like one of them Christmas trees I see on tv. Funny thing is she also couldn't even speak for a minute. It was like I had switched on the mute button bol bol wmtobol.
Then unfortunately she got her voice back. But the weird thing is she was not screaming like a banshee. There was a growling sound coming from her !! I heard "Hannibal give me my panties RIGHT NOW". Well I did not KNOW what panties were.
She yanked them out of my mouth so fast my teeth snapped together. She was saying sumpin to the guys about " he has never done that before'. I don't know why she would say that cause I am an expert on removing crotches. bol bol bol My motto is "you drop em' I'll chew em'" rotfbmbo
The guys walked out the door and I thought that meant the fun was over but nooooooo it had just begun. When that door closed she spun around like Linda Blair on the Exorcist. Her head was spinning and weaving. She was waving those crotchless panties in the air like she was trying to lasso someone. Then I realized she was pissed !!!!
That was a look that sent shivers down to my paws. Well I quickly decided that I needed to get the heck out of there so with the skill of Spiderman I whirled around to make my get away. That is when I felt two hands grab my butt. It was not a good butt grab either. bol bol
Again my heritage was in question. Oh I guess I should tell you that as one of the guys was leaving he told momma "hey don't be upset at the little fellow cause that is cheaper than buying crotchless ones at Victoria Secrets" and then they really laughed.
Anyway I just did what any red-blooded guy would go if given the same opportunity. So take care everyone and remember that it's not the fact you get their panties it's the fact that you have them for a snack that is not a good thing. bol bol
Your mischief lovin' pup
- Hannibal