My Grooming Nightmare
Ok, I had to wait to tell this cause it has been a longgggg couple of days here at the house.
Mom has just now stopped having smoke coming out of her ears and fire blazing out of her nostrils.
The day I got my cut [hmmm skinned is more like it] I came home with my pretty little bandana, smelling all good and got all kinds of kisses. She was sucking up cause she felt sorry for me I think !!
Anyways --- I eventually had to pee. You know call of the wild and all that kind of stuff. We went outside and we were walking around the yard. I was keeping an eye out for the neighbors [as you can see in my pictures mom posted] so they would not see me. Did not want kidded at the moment !!!!
But -- there HE was. HE just had to show his azz that day. His green eyes was dead on me.
He was pawing the ground and making that hateful hissing and growling noise.
It was the neighbor's "DEVIL CAT".
He is the demon from hell.
Well, you know how it is. Something comes over us and well -- the chase was on.
The neighbor came out and was screaming,
momma was screaming,
Lacey came out and was screaming,
the cat was screaming.
Hey -- I was enjoying it.
Well -- the nasty little beast ran up and tree and since I did not have on my certified climbing gear I could not pursue him.
Soooooo being in a very jovial mood I started trotting proudly back home.
Even from that distance I could see the fire in mom's eyes.
The neighbor who is an old man, was breathing from a brown paper bag for some reason.
Dunno why but he was breathing REALLY HARD!!!
But -- just in the trill of the moment I decided to drop and roll. Apparently it was not a good place to drop and roll.
Yes my wonderful buddies there was poop there where I decided to drop and roll.
Momma said I knew it and did it on purpose.
I said I didn't and that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Anyways -- ten minutes later I was in the tub, being bathed for the 2nd time and mom screaming sumpin about "well I can just stuff that $40 for grooming, bathing and perfume up a hog's butt".
Dunno why ANYONE would stick $40 up a hog's butt but hey humans have strange habits.
I was just glad it wasn't MY BUTT she wanted to stick the forty bucks up.
Hey love you guy's.
Hannibal